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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
i love simon cowell

i know, i know. im supposed to be reading those crim essays.

here to share some of simon cowell's best insults.

#1
(after girl has sung)
simon: do u take singing lessons?
girl: yes
simon: who is your teacher?
girl: this woman up in montana
simon: do you have a lawyer?
girl: no
simon: get a lawyer and sue the teacher.

#2
(after girl has sung)
randy: you're not ready for hollywood
paula: unfortunately, you're not ready yet
simon: unfortunately, you'll never be ready

oh simon u rock!
3:16 PM